So I'm taking care of some business in the bathroom yesterday, in the handicap stall of course. I like to have a lot of room to work. Anyway, I notice there is a window in there and I thought to myself, well this is great!
How awesome would it be if I unlocked that window then went outside and waited for someone to use that stall. Then right when he's mid dookie, open it up and just start drilling him with snowballs! Awesome! I mean, its perfect. What's he gonna do? Run out of the bathroom and through the building to try and find me? Doubtful unless he's the fastest runner AND more importantly the fastest wiper in the world.
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