Every guy has been offered advice on picking up girls. I've heard so many different suggestions. "Treat them like shit." "Treat them like queens." "Fake an Australian accent." (works awesome) "Ask them if they'd rather be a rock star or a famous actress." (i didnt know the significance of either answer so I never had any where to go after they answered.) Recently, I was informed that commenting on a girl's shoes is a solid open. So tonight, I thought I would take that advice under consideration and go for it. Here was the conversation that followed.
Ok so I'm at this club and this slutty ass slut farm walks in. She's got a dress that is barely covering her ass. Bleach blonde hair and 14.2 pounds of make up on. I walk up to her and say,
"This might sound weird, but I think those shoes are really cute. I know for a fact that my cousin would love those, where did you get them?"
"I got them at a porno shoot."
"Um... what?!"
"I got them at my porno shoot last week. They just gave them to me."
"Oh... um. Okay. Well I doubt my cousin will be shopping there anytime soon but I'll be sure to let her know."
"This place is really boring compared to L.A."
"Oh really? You're in the middle of no where and your surprised L.A. is more fun?"
"Yeah, I dunno, I was just expecting a few more naked people."
This was the point in the conversation when I had to walk away. I don't even know what she meant by more naked people but I honestly didn't want to know. Especially since there were already several half naked guys fist pumping their way through this club to begin with. I guess I learned that pick up lines don't work on porn stars.
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