So, finals end today, we're throwing a party tonight for my roommates birthday and I'm going to get absolutely hammered. This brings me to the point of this post. Isn't it amazing how many words we have to describe getting drunk? In case you were unaware, here is a short list of some of them: drunk, hammered, shitfaced, waffled, intoxicated, inebriated, toasted, blasted, bombed, wrecked, shithoused, shmammered, wasted, plastered, crunk, smashed, and trashed.
But honestly, the best thing about being drunk, having been drunk, or planning on getting drunk, is making up words to describe just how drunk you are, were, or are going to be. For example, earlier today I told someone I was going to get Jimmyjammered. The funny thing is that although its never been used in that context, and it doesn't make any sense, that person still knew what you meant. Same goes for getting: franked, corn-housed, habberdashered, flippyflopped, swashbuckled, bone sauced, splashy, squiffy, swizzled, riffraffed, bongoed, rubiks cubed, hamburglared, flapjacked, pan-seared, snizzled, bizzled, skizzled, buttered, tromboned, squirrely, shrekked, how-do-ya-dooed, scooter-stored, frankenhosed, and shwimshwammed.
Have a good weekend everyone, make sure you get nice and Jersey shored.
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