Shut Up Sign!

So one night during my freshman year at Tufts, I had to urinate. Pretty basic stuff.  So I went to the bathroom and right above the toilet there was a sign that said, "Stop Fucking Pissing On The Seat!"  I found this very upsetting.  I don't enjoy it when signs swear at me or tell me what to do.  So I decided to teach this mean sign a lesson that he would never forget.  I proceed to rip the sign off the wall and throw him in the toilet.  Then I peed all over him and his precious seat.  Last time I saw that sign try and tell me what to do.