Following

So, I know there are people out there that are reading my blog and are yet to become followers.  STOP IT! Follow that shit son.  Make me look like a champ.  Here's a list of things that you should follow this blog like:

1. Like an ambulance in traffic.
2. Like a news crew getting ready to interview someone.
3. Like Moses through the Red Sea
4. Like an interesting blog
5. Like "that car!" if you had just jumped in a taxi
6. Like a leprechaun if you want to know where his gold is
7. Like Santa Claus if there was a hole in his gift bag

Zanka vedda mudge (thats armenian for thank you very much.)