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Monday, November 16, 2009

Double Entries

As I mentioned in the rules of the comment contest, which you can still enter for the next 12 hours, any comments that were especially funny, would get that person entered in the raffle twice.  Well we had 2 such comments and here they are.


#1
From: Tom Malvesti of Quincy, MA

Fact: Went to the doctors a few days ago and the nurse proceeded to take my sons temp rectally.. When she got it in my little man erupted projectile poop and out came the thermometer and poo all over the place. I jumped back about three feet and the little guy got me all over my pants. touche little one touche.
Note: Nurse didnt wear gloves serves her right
Question: Adam are you inventing thermometer mini bombs? If so, was that a test trial? or pure coincidence?


 #2.
From: Derek Miller of Whitman, MA

Fact: Goldberg's birthday was a few weeks ago. We went to the pub, we all got mangled and forgot about him. Chase woke up the next morning with a phone call from Goldberg asking him to pick him up from the hospital. He didn't know what happened the night before, who dropped him off, or why he was there. Turned out he was walking in the middle of Somerville and a cop pulled him over. The cop asked him if he had been drinking. Goldberg responded, "Guess how many beers I've had." Mystery solved.



Remember, the contest ends at 10 PM tonight and the drawing will happen at some point tomorrow night.  Good luck. 

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