So I realized today that there is a strong correlation* between how bald an old woman is and the amount of mascara she wears. It's like the more hair she loses, the more she covers her face with a black sharpie. My only explanation is that they are thinking that the more they look like they just stepped out of a steam bath, the less we'll notice her hair. Who knows though.
* Correlation - A procedure which measures the strength of the relationship between two (or more) sets of measures which are thought to be related.
(In case you were confused)
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