The Rules:
- Commenters must be followers. (For help becoming a follower refer to In Case You Were Wondering)
- Comments must be one of the following:
- funny
- a compliment of my book bag
- an interesting fact (it can be made up)
- a list of your top 10 favorite tv characters
- video of you punching yourself in the face
- If the comment is especially funny, you will be entered into the drawing twice.
- Comments must include full name and eye color.
- No repeat comments allowed unless they are combative towards another comment.
Payment:
- The winner will have the option of receiving a lump sum of $9 or a monthly payment of $1 for a period of 10 months.
Odds:
- Estimated odds of winning are 20:1
frank reynolds: butthole is brownish/gray depending on what im wearing/eating. looking to force myself upon unsuspecting pigeons. live in a quiznos cup filled with ice and spit. want to drink out of milk jug. sentences lack subject. end.
ReplyDeleteSuper Dee Duper. a/s/l = 46/?/not in a quiznos cup. Eye color is dreamy. I like a good tug on my left ring finger every so often, makes me feel at home. I love adam's spacious bookbag, lamp, hankerchiefs, and a nice tug on my left ring finger
ReplyDeletei dream of logs of dip contained deep within a black backpack that is ever sleeping from my reach..one day ill find the backpack and it RUNNNNNN.............will give me bountiful amounts of dip that I will then share with adam while driving overpacked 15 passenger vans with a hispanic diabetic, an engineer from maine, a transfer from RUN............Rollins and ghosts of christmases past. Then i wake up and realize Adam is waiting with a dipfilled black backpack just as soon as I get back to america. i love that backpack
ReplyDeleteName: Megan Palame, Eye Color: Blue
ReplyDeleteFact: Adam owns a book bag that looks like a turtle shell. He is actually a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, with the name of a famous Armenian painter. Adamian.
Name: Lauren
ReplyDeleteEye Color: Brown
Fact: Adam has, and also enjoys, CD sized nipples.
Name: Thomas Malvesti
ReplyDeleteEye Color: Hazel
Fact: Went to the doctors a few days ago and the nurse proceeded to take my sons temp rectally.. When she got it in my little man erupted projectile poop and out came the thermometer and poo all over the place. I jumped back about three feet and the little guy got me all over my pants. touche little one touche.
Note: Nurse didnt wear gloves serves her right
Question: Adam are you inventing thermometer mini bombs? If so, was that a test trial? or pure coincidence?
Name: Ariel W
ReplyDeleteEye Color: Green today
Top ten TV characters that Adam could be:
Boober from Fraggle Rock
Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Mr. Belding from Saved By the Bell
Helga from Hey Arnold
Roger from Doug
Grover from Sesame Street
Heffer from Rocko's Modern Life
Champ bear from Carebears
Randy Taylor from Home Improvement
The Todd from Scrubs
cool bag.
ReplyDeleteFact: Asian is the most commonly spoken language worldwide.
ReplyDeleteFrom,
IS (International Student)
Oh brown eyes.
this bitch told me she wanted to give me dome this weekend. i was like, "word"
ReplyDeleteok this anonymous is Maria C. since my account is working.
ReplyDeletebrown eyessss
brown hairrr
singleee
looking for lovee
fact- normall heartrate is 60-100- via angela nurse
Name: Derek Miller
ReplyDeleteEye Color: Hazel
Fact: Goldberg's birthday was a few weeks ago. We went to the pub, we all got mangled and forgot about him. Chase woke up the next morning with a phone call from Goldberg asking him to pick him up from the hospital. He didn't know what happened the night before, who dropped him off, or why he was there. Turned out he was walking in the middle of Somerville and a cop pulled him over. The cop asked him if he had been drinking. Goldberg responded, "Guess how many beers I've had." Mystery solved.
Since I was a frog for halloween, I am truely and deeply upset about the frog you murdered in your driveway. I can only hope that you were found guilty by the frogde(judge in frog world). If you some how pulled an OJ I hope you atleast had a proper buriel for the lil fella!
ReplyDeleteadam and i dated for a week in 7th grade.
ReplyDeletehe has a vagina.
Name: Justin Rush Denbow
ReplyDeleteEye Color: I'm colorblind, but we'll say blue
Fact:If they were making "Little People, Big Instruments: Making the Midget Rock Band" you would watch it, tivo it, and pre-order the dvd of the series.
Chris Walsh
ReplyDeleteEye Color: Hazel
Fact: While I was at work you told me you just bought a new Merkin. I asked you what that was. You told me to look it up. I thought it might be a kind of baseball bat that I had never heard of, since we were just talking about how we're gonna put our degrees together to make one super-degree and have a big sports agency.
I almost looked it up, and then I thought "this is a trap".
So i said to you "sorry, I'm at work, and I don't trust you. If it's a sex toy, I'm gonna be screwed."
You replied "haha its not."
Sure enough, I Googled it and Google images came up. I'm now going to get fired. I hate you.
Pat Toomey
ReplyDeleteEyes: Blue maybe green
Fact: R. Kelly is requesting video footage from someone I know. He says next time they need to be awake in order for it to count.
Name: David Kerschner
ReplyDeleteEyes: Blue
Fact: 75% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
name: roxanne deluca
ReplyDeleteeye color: brown
fact: the sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.
Name: Melissa Sue Maxwell
ReplyDeleteEyes: Hazel
My Favorite TV Characters:
10. Andy Botwin-Weeds
9. Chandler Bing-Friends
8. Barney Stinson-How I Met Your Mother
7. Eric-Entourage
6. Nate Fisher-Six Feet Under
5. Dwight K. Schrute-The Office
4. Bill Haverchuck-Freaks and Geeks
3. Buster Bluth-Arrested Development
2. Mr. G-Summer Heights High
1. Charlie Kelly-It's Always Sunny
Amy Coleman; blue eyes
ReplyDeleteFact, part 1: I have spent approximately 24 of the last 36 hours in a study room in SOM with you. We have had 3 meals in the building in that time, none of them good for us. We have also watched multiple episodes of Summer Heights High, definitely the highlight of our marathon study session. Hopefully this time we have spent torturing ourselves with Stats and Finance will pay off over the next two days, because if it doesn't, I'm just throwing in the towel on this whole school thing.
Fact, part 2: I waited until the last minute to comment just to annoy you.
Fact: I also dated Adam in the 7th grade.
ReplyDeleteFact: I also waited until the last minute to comment, but not to annoy you. It took me that long to find this link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8AI_qWHf9M
Fact: Most of you have probably seen this clip
Fact: You still went there and watched, and you still laughed because, let's face it, the Spiderman trilogy was one of the best of all time