Late night chinese food

So I'm at a Chinese food restaurant. Is that how u spell it? I think it is. Actually... the woman behind the bar said it's not.  Ugh, I don't know who to believe, she seems sneaky. I looked it up on Wikipedia and it said it's Restaurant.  These guys are silly. (these guys equal pat, kyle, and eric.)  Pat was wearing a white shirt and white pants.  I can't be positive but I think Eric was wearing an "ultra ribbed exstacy trojan condom", which seems to be all the rage.  Anyway, Eric just ordered seven orders of chicken fingers and 1800 lbs spare ribs and it came to $7.29. That's can't be true.  I did some research and the only reason it can't be true is because it isn't true.  I realize that this might not make sense, but right now it's 2:04 AM and it makes an extraordinary amount of sense to me.  Anyway, these guys are just bad at math.  Either way, I'll finish this on the walk home. Shi shi ni. (I think that's chinese for "thank you" but I cant be sure.) I could be sure if I cared, but i don't. In case you were wondering, I have sleep apnia, and my snoring actually wakes me up during the night.  If you know any sleep specialists or any voodoo doctors that could fix this please let me know.  Also, please let me know before tomorrow at 10 AM when I wake up and realize what the fuck I've actually been writing for the past 2 hours.  Well I'm going to pass out now but I'll leave you with the same advice my mom left me with when I moved to college... "If your roommate is bigger than you and he tries to rape you, just bite your lip and go to a happy place in your head."  Holy shit that's bad advice.