Mall Security Guards

So today, I was at the Hanover Mall, continuing my Black Friday domination.  Just outside of Lids, someone spilled some sort of red drink on the floor.  I noticed there was a security guard standing above it, making sure that people didn't walk through it and slip.  I thought that was pretty funny.  If you didn't know it, most security guards have some false sense of power because of their uniform.  Although I can't imagine this security guard having any sense of self respect because, in this instance, he was actually being used as a "Wet Floor Sign."  That's amazingly embarrassing.