Since I've Been Back

As most of you know, I love to write about weird people or stupid things people say or things of that kind.  I've been back in Amherst for a week now and already I've had to start a list to keep track of this stuff. 

• A professor quoting Apollo 13 said, "Houston... We're in trouble"
• A professor asked our class "Does anyone want to finish off my but?"
• A guy with side burns so long they almost touched each other (about an inch between them)
• A 60 year old guy at a bar, singing every word to "Party in the USA"
• 4 people slip and fall on ice, one of which had trouble getting back up. (awesome)
• A 5 year old with a lap top in the MBA lounge. Pretty ambitious kid.
• On a rainy day, a kid whose pants were soaked up to his knees (no clue how that happened)
• 5 guys watching/cheering on a ping pong game between two of the worst ping pong players I've ever seen.
• A man at the gym wearing a bra, or a bro i guess.
  

It's good to be back.