Support My Boys!

As most of you know, I'm an absolutely stud on the baseball field.  I once threw such a perfect strike, that the entire opposing team broke down in tears and then had a synchronized orgasm.  Anyway, during the summers I play for a team by the name of the Braintree White Sox.  As a matter of fact, you all know the GM of the team actually.  He is none other than PJ Thompson, the WHAT Hall of Famer who was both WHAT's 3,000th and 10,000th hit.  So, this year, the team is holding a fundraiser to help with costs.

It will be held on Friday March 26 at Trinity in Boston.  Tickets are $25 and that includes the cover, two drink tickets, and a raffle ticket.  Raffle prizes to this point include:

-Autographed bat from Matt Tolbert, infielder for the Minnesota Twins
-Autographed ball from Joey Martinez, RHP for the S.F. Giants
-Pair of Red Sox Tickets (game to be announced)
- $100 gift card to the Bambara restaurant at the Hotel Marlow in Cambridge

More raffle tickets can be bought at the bar as well.  So for anyone in the Boston area that likes to get drunk, touch girls, and win Red Sox tickets, I suggest you show the fuck up.  Refer to Lets Get Drunk...Or Whatever You Call It so see all of the ways to describe how drunk we will be.