So the other day I was driving back to my car. It was a nice, warm, beautiful sunny day. And walking right in front of my car, crossing the street, was a girl with a huge umbrella that she was holding like 5 inches from her head... Okay? And the questions begin!
Does she know something I don't about the weather?
Did she just have lasik? (She was wearing glasses so probably not unless the doctor sucked)
Does she get sun burned easily? (She's black)
Am I retarded and its actually raining?
Is she Chicken Little?
Is she Stuart Little? (Not sure how that explains anything)
Is she actually a Jewish guy and its just a huge yarmulke?
I seriously just could not figure out what was going on. If any of you have any sort of explanation I'd love to hear it. Over and Out.
Hai. I'm pretty sure black people find it more attractive to be a lighter skin tone, but that's still ridiculous.
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