That's right! 25,000! 25,000 hits on WHAT!!! As you know, we have had a contest for every major milestone on WHAT and we are coming up to our 25,000th hit! So its up to you to report it.
Every time you check out WHAT from now on I want you to scroll down to the bottom of the page and check if you are the 25,000th hit. Because! If you are the 25,000th hit, I will personally buy you a six pack of any beer you want! That's fuckin right! A six pack because that's 25,000 calories of beer and I think I owe it to you.
I know what you're thinking, 6 beers doesn't equal 25,000 calories. Well you know what? Fuck off you piece of mathematician shit. No one cares about you.
So, if you are the 25,000th hit, i want you to take a picture with your cell phone and text it to me at 781 831 3442.
P.S. I'm so dedicated to writing this post that I have chosen to battle through a sneezing fest to keep writing. Unfortunately, during one of my sneezes I forgot to turn away and now my computer screen is covered in sneezebombs.. Whoops.
Anyway, good luck and I look forward to sharing this six pack with you.
GO WHAT!!!
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