For those of you who voted for the giraffe in your car: What the hell is wrong with you? Seriously? A giraffe? In you car? Do you even understand how big a giraffe is? There's absolutely no way a giraffe would fit in your car with you! You wouldn't be able to drive anywhere you idiots. To be honest, I bet most of the people that voted for the giraffe were girls just to avoid having the gecko in ur hand during sex. I don't know why though. He's a smart, cultured, insightful person. Just cuz he's a guy doesn't mean he's not going to have some good pointers for you. Let's go. Figure it out.
If you've got the gecko, you might lose ladies, but if you've got that giraffe you'll be picking up ladies like nothing
ReplyDeletetheres no way that's true. Everyone loves the gieco gecko. Most likely, unless you drive a monster truck, a giraffe isn't going to fit into your car without getting all mangled and franked up. no girls gonna wanna get in ur car with a gross busted giraffeski in there.
ReplyDeletewow. split decision!!! i bet some people were brought to fisticuffs about their opinion on this matter. Can you imagine how much fun it would be to pet a giraffes big body while he's sitting in your car? that would be orgasmic. although, having a gecko in hand mid-sex would be fun as well. whats that famous saying again? 2 in the pink, gecko in the stink? i always wanted to try that. I heard it's fun. I need to figure out where my pink is though.
ReplyDeleteThink if you have a baby giraffe though, fits in the car no sweat, and plus its 3,000 times cooler than a puppy. 60% of the time it works every time
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