OK OK! I admit it! I cheated. FUCK!! I've been arguing with my friends about whether candy corn was good or not and I say yes and my friends say no, so I let you guys decide. And well, it turns out you're all a bunch of jerks. In order to make sure that I didn't lose and embarrass myself so... I voted 3 times.
I'm sorry. I know it was wrong but I couldn't help. I didn't want to look like an idiot. Unfortunately, I can't say the same for the person I watched walk face first into a telephone poll this past week. That was awesome. But back to me being a cheater. Don't act like you're surprised, I cheat all the time. For example!
- I've taken 7 years of Spanish and I don't know anything because I cheated my way through every year.
- I once had a cheat sheet for a test in a history class, I dropped it into the aisle during the middle of the test, I didn't get caught!
- For my history of rock and roll class, I went to the first and last class, copied my cousins paper from the year before, made up a research paper, and cheated off 3 people for the final, and got an A+. I didn't even know they had A+'s in college.
And you cheat in FIFA...and still lose.
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