Wow. That's Just Awesome, Mom.

So the other day, I wrote my mom an email about her twitter account and some stuff that she can do to make it better.  Blah blah blah, unimportant stuff.  Anyway, I accidentally wrote the lets "twi" at the end of my email to her.  I dunno how it got there or what I meant to say.  So the end of my email looked like this:

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lemme know what you think.

twi
Adam
Sports Identity
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About an hour later, I got a response back from my mom and well, it was fucking confusing.  Now you should know, I wasn't aware that i wrote "twi" in my last email so I was literally blown away by this response.  This was the email I got back:

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id like to learn about it

twat

mommy
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Awesome.  My mom's dropping twat bombs in emails now.  This coming just weeks after my mom and I awkwardly watched Adam Sandler rail some girl from behind in the movie Funny People.  So i decided to confront my mom about this to ask her what the hell she was thinking.  This was when she informed me that I wrote the word twi in my email and so she responded with twat (she pronounced it as if it rhymed with cat).

She was so confused as to why this was an issue.  She was just like, "what? its not even a word, is it?"  and my dad is just sitting their with a weird expression that was a combination of fear and shock while holding in laughter.  Eventually my sister told my mom that it was another word for petush (armenian for twat) and she was mortified.  Immediately, she asked if I had told anyone about this and of course I said, not yet.  If any of you see my mom, please try not to bring this up.