Guitar Hero Orlando Championships

So two weekends ago I was down in Orlando for my cousins wedding.  For the most part, we had the day time to do what ever we wanted so we checked in with the hotel to see what they were putting on for events.  Boom! 2 PM Saturday, Guitar Hero competition.  For anyone who knows me or my cousin Derek, you know we spent a good portion of our time at Tufts playing Guitar Hero and just melting peoples faces with ill shredding.  So naturally, we were in!

So we checked on the location of the event and it says, "Camp Omni."  Omni = the resort we were at. Camp = a sign that we were going to be competing against 10 year olds.  Fuck 'em. They're in for a beating.

We get to camp Omni right around 2 PM and say, we're here for the Guitar Hero, where is it?! They said right this way!  So we walk in and just dominate.  It ended up being me and Derek in the finals and I, unfortunately, got ruined by my cousin, which I whole heartedly expected.  Derek walked out of Camp Omni with the grand prize of a 2 inch rubber fish that squirts water.  That's right bitches! A rubber fish!

Unfortunately, this whole ordeal wasn't nearly as glorious as I have made it seem.  I have, in fact, left out a few details.  Actually, just one detail.  It was only me and Derek in the competition.  That's right... two 25 year olds who spent the night before at a casino for a bachelor party were the only people to show up to a kids guitar hero contest.

I came in last place...