So last night I was having a great time. I was at a cookout and having fun with my friends and I thought to myself, hey, this corn looks delicious and almost nothing could go wrong by biting into it so I did it! I was wrong. Very wrong.
As I pulled back from my second bite, I ran my tongue across my teeth and felt something weird. I calmly walked to the bathroom, looked in the mirror and noticed 1/4 of one of my front two teeth was missing. Awesome.
Now granted this isnt the first time this part of my tooth fell off so I was shocked. In fact, last year I was playing in a basketball game and I ended up landing on the floor face first and lost 2/3 of one tooth and a quarter of the other. Now it sucked enough that I had lost my teeth but it also just so happened to be the night before I was supposed to fly down to Florida at 6 AM for an interview. Awesome. So of course with my mangled face and new found lisp, I canceled that interview and ended up at Umass so thats not so bad.
Anyway, bottom line, this sucks. I want normal teeth again!
PS if anyone found my tooth, please gimme.
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